torstai 30. joulukuuta 2010

THE MORBIDLY OBESE FINN'S GUIDE TO THE GOD-FORSAKEN ENGLISH

CHAPTER 1

Colonel (mil., med.) High-ranked military doctor, who's speciality is to check privates' small bowels --> colonialism

Flog An English game played with a giant vacuum cleaner, which is used for trying to suck the flog-ball from ~2 miles away

Germany Germuch (Former North Germany)

Genitalia The Italian airline company, which did not get very much "air under its wings", so to speak (Bankrupted 2003)

Gnant The birthgiving

   Pregnant A woman before birthgiving

   Postgnant A woman after birthgiving

   "The gnant's beginning!" "The bitch is gnanting!"

Income Premature, unprotected ejaculation to partner's vagina. Outcome usually at least pregnancy, sometimes pregronald

Isn'trael Palestine

Kunt The genitalia of a female clown

Liversnooker The innovative combination of billiard, soccer and love for alternatives of meat

Owomen Like an omen, but worse

Rightunders The amount of nonexistent food that's already eaten before the meal starts

Testimony (med.) A very rare inspection method where the doctor manipulates the patient's pen(i)s, thus trying to locate his ball points.

Touche A patented system used for testing Stevie Wonder's eyesight

Vooek Two Dutch people having an intercourse

Welgo Not welcome

Womenstruation Male menstruation